How to Speak Wenja: Su janha-dajri, kashyan Shan!

A special birthday post for our friend Sean, per request:




Text:
Sharakitashi!
Nu-ya-sa, sa-mas. Galbaba buhamas.

Nu Ringu... MU tray lajam...
Nu kwayda TRAY lajam...
U-tu-ni ti-gwisha yaha, u-tu-nir bardam farshnu platu daha, u-tu-nir harsa-su sada.

Ma ti-daha 'pa, u galbaba dahata.

 Ku chamshta?

 Sam... dwa... tray...